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For Some One Special
When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
damn I am really sooo cute
u will overcome ur sadness. But don--t make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
damn I am really sooo cute
u will overcome ur sadness. But don--t make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Santa Banta
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Two For The Price Of One
Banta died. Santa wanted to put an obituary in the local paper. He went to the newspaper agency and filled in the form and wrote Banta Died. The clerk said for the same 200 Rupees you can write more. So Santa wrote Banta Died Toyota For Sale .
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: santa-banta
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Sms / Uncategorized
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My Dear
u r my sweet sona, i don--t want u to khona, i want a place in your heart--s kona, otherwise i will start rona, ek e.mail to kerrona....
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Uncategorized
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For Some One Else
AIK DAFA AIK ADMI RIVER MAY DOOB JATA HAY WOH ALLAH KO KAHTA HAY ALLAH MUGHAY BAHIR NAKAL MAY POOR PEOPLES MAY CHAWAL BANTOOO GA ALLAH USAY BAHIR NIKAL DATAY HAY WOH BAHIR NIKAL KAY KAHTA HAY OH KON SI CHAWAL KI DAGH AIK DAM HI WOH SLIP HOTA HAY AUR PHIR ANDAR TO WOH PHIR KAHTA HAY MAY NAY TO POOCHA THA AY ALLAH KON SI DAGH METHAY CHAWALO KI YA NAMKIN CHAWALO KI
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Friendship
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One Heart
Today, tomorrow and yesterday there--ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose?
Your Own Stupid!
Please contact on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim Jhelum/Islamabad
Your Own Stupid!
Please contact on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim Jhelum/Islamabad
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
Sms / Uncategorized
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One Day
One day little Sue was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, ?That?s because it--s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it.
The next day, Grandma was over at Sue--s house for lunch. After a while she groaned and when Sue asked her what was wrong, she replied, Nothing honey, my head hurts, that--s all.
That--s because it--s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it, came Sue--s quick advice!
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The next day, Grandma was over at Sue--s house for lunch. After a while she groaned and when Sue asked her what was wrong, she replied, Nothing honey, my head hurts, that--s all.
That--s because it--s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it, came Sue--s quick advice!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Uncategorized
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One Kiss
I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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Sms / Friendship
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My Dear
I M FROM SIALKOT.NICE BOY FRIENDSHIP ME I like NICE BOY.I M STUDENT OF 2 YEAR OF COMMARCE COLLEGE SIALKOT PLS CALL ME EVERYTIME. MY NUMBER IS 03026288628
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
Sms / Uncategorized
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One Can Easily Understand
One can easily understand a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when grown men and women are afraid of light.
Aftab khan
Aftab khan
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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